Jarmo Hänninen
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Eli pistetäänpäs ylös one-linereita, jotka ovat muodostuneet suosikeiksi omista "elokuvakokemuksista". Oma ehdoton suosikkini on Ordell Robbien (Samuel L. Jackson) asevideon katselun lopassa heittämä repla:
Tämä on mainospaikka (näillä pidetään sivusto pystyssä)
Elokuvien suosikkirepliikit
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Grasshopper
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Vastaus: Elokuvien suosikkirepliikit
Kaikkien aikojen paras repliikkihän on elokuvassa Big Trouble in Little China:
"It's all in the reflexes..."
Myös The Thingistä löytyy hieno:
"Why don't we just wait here for a while... see what happens. "
Carpenterilta löytyy muitakin, mutta eiköhän tuossa ole aluksi.
Kaikkien aikojen paras repliikkihän on elokuvassa Big Trouble in Little China:
"It's all in the reflexes..."
Myös The Thingistä löytyy hieno:
"Why don't we just wait here for a while... see what happens. "
Carpenterilta löytyy muitakin, mutta eiköhän tuossa ole aluksi.
Vastaus: Elokuvien suosikkirepliikit
"I also cook" -Steven Seagal Under Siegessä (Kaappaus merellä).
"Those nintendos pass through EVERYTHING" -Jack O'neill Stargatessa, kun Carter oli juuri selittänyt, miten neutriinot läpäisevät kaiken huoneessa olevan ja Teal´c (muistaakseni) halusi siitä huolimatta palata planeetalle, missä neutriinoja vilisti enemmän kuin normaalisti.
Editoin lisää, jos sattuu mieleen muita hyviä
"I also cook" -Steven Seagal Under Siegessä (Kaappaus merellä).
"Those nintendos pass through EVERYTHING" -Jack O'neill Stargatessa, kun Carter oli juuri selittänyt, miten neutriinot läpäisevät kaiken huoneessa olevan ja Teal´c (muistaakseni) halusi siitä huolimatta palata planeetalle, missä neutriinoja vilisti enemmän kuin normaalisti.
Editoin lisää, jos sattuu mieleen muita hyviä
Jarmo Hänninen
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Vastaus: Elokuvien suosikkirepliikit
Missä tilanteissa nämä replat sanottiin varsinkin tuo O'Neill -sitaatti
Lloope sanoi:
Missä tilanteissa nämä replat sanottiin
varsinkin tuo O'Neill -sitaatti Vastaus: Elokuvien suosikkirepliikit
Commandohan on oikea one-linereiden viidakko. Esimerkkinä
-"Where's Sully?"
-"I let him go"
Plääh, ei juuri nyt tule mitään muita mieleen, mutta pitää lisäillä sitä mukaa kun tulee. No ehkä vähän Stargatea:
-Daniel: She's Hathor, the goddess of fertility, inebriety, and music.
-Jack O'Neill: Sex, drugs, and rock & roll?
[Sam, Teal'c and Jonas are sitting in a restaurant/coffee shop located in a small town, where they are investigating the disappearance of Richard Flemming]
Jonas: Don't tell me you haven't noticed how strange the people have been acting around here.
Sam Carter: What are you talking about?
Jonas: Well for instance, that man there right behind Teal'c, he doesn't realize it, but he just put eight cubes of sugar into his coffee, and that lady over at the counter, she's been reading the same article for half an hour. Since we sat down, that waitress has dropped her tray twice and the cook has done three wrong orders INCLUDING my hamburger, which I ordered medium rare, but is in fact well done. It's like the whole town is half asleep.
Tai ehkä on vain parempi että lyömmekin linkin suoraa sivuille Tuolta löytää aika paljon näitä olennaisia. Saattaa toki sisältää spoilereita
EDIT: Ihan pakko pistää tämä legenda:
-Daniel: Can you do me a favor? Could you keep an eye on this plant thing for me?
-Teal'c: I will keep both of my eyes on it, Daniel Jackson.
prkl, tämäkin vielä:
[Carter and O'Neill lie close to one another for warmth]
-Sam Carter: Sir?
-Jack O'Neill: It's my sidearm, I swear.
Commandohan on oikea one-linereiden viidakko. Esimerkkinä
-"Where's Sully?"
-"I let him go"
Plääh, ei juuri nyt tule mitään muita mieleen, mutta pitää lisäillä sitä mukaa kun tulee. No ehkä vähän Stargatea:
-Daniel: She's Hathor, the goddess of fertility, inebriety, and music.
-Jack O'Neill: Sex, drugs, and rock & roll?
[Sam, Teal'c and Jonas are sitting in a restaurant/coffee shop located in a small town, where they are investigating the disappearance of Richard Flemming]
Jonas: Don't tell me you haven't noticed how strange the people have been acting around here.
Sam Carter: What are you talking about?
Jonas: Well for instance, that man there right behind Teal'c, he doesn't realize it, but he just put eight cubes of sugar into his coffee, and that lady over at the counter, she's been reading the same article for half an hour. Since we sat down, that waitress has dropped her tray twice and the cook has done three wrong orders INCLUDING my hamburger, which I ordered medium rare, but is in fact well done. It's like the whole town is half asleep.
Tai ehkä on vain parempi että lyömmekin linkin suoraa sivuille
Tuolta löytää aika paljon näitä olennaisia. Saattaa toki sisältää spoilereita EDIT: Ihan pakko pistää tämä legenda:
-Daniel: Can you do me a favor? Could you keep an eye on this plant thing for me?
-Teal'c: I will keep both of my eyes on it, Daniel Jackson.
prkl, tämäkin vielä:
[Carter and O'Neill lie close to one another for warmth]
-Sam Carter: Sir?
-Jack O'Neill: It's my sidearm, I swear.
Vastaus: Elokuvien suosikkirepliikit
The Thing on todella hyytävä elokuva, mutta on Carpenterilla muitakin. Kuten They Live:
Päähenkilö ryntää pankkiin haulikko kädessä: "I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."
(niin huono, että naurattaa)
Evil Dead -trilogia on varsinainen höpsöjen one-linereiden aarreaitta:
- "My hand turned evil. I had to saw it off"
- "Good. Bad. I'm the one with the gun."
- "First you want to kill me, then you want to kiss me. Blow."
- "Gimme some sugar baby!"
- "Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up: this... is my BOOM STICK! "
- "Hail to the king, baby."
- "I got news for you pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town."
The Thing on todella hyytävä elokuva, mutta on Carpenterilla muitakin. Kuten They Live:
Päähenkilö ryntää pankkiin haulikko kädessä: "I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."
(niin huono, että naurattaa)
Evil Dead -trilogia on varsinainen höpsöjen one-linereiden aarreaitta:
- "My hand turned evil. I had to saw it off"
- "Good. Bad. I'm the one with the gun."
- "First you want to kill me, then you want to kiss me. Blow."
- "Gimme some sugar baby!"
- "Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up: this... is my BOOM STICK! "
- "Hail to the king, baby."
- "I got news for you pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town."
Sami Turunen
FilmiFIN Moderaattori
Vastaus: Elokuvien suosikkirepliikit
- Dillon, you son of a bitch! What's the matter? The CIA got you
pushing too many pencils?
- Dillon, you son of a bitch! What's the matter? The CIA got you
pushing too many pencils?
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Vastaus: Elokuvien suosikkirepliikit
OFFTOPIC:
Nyt ainakin tiedän mistä Fallout 2:seen on saatu tuo repliikki
feldon sanoi:
OFFTOPIC:
Nyt ainakin tiedän mistä Fallout 2:seen on saatu tuo repliikki
Jouko Luhtala
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Vastaus: Elokuvien suosikkirepliikit
No kun täälä kerran on tv-sarjarepliikkejäkin pistelty niin laitetaan nyt niitä ensin ja elokuvia joskus myöhemmin:
Buffysta:
- Xander: Daddy Likes! (vaatii ehdottomasti kohtauksen näkemisen)
- Xander: I need some manly friends. You don't understand me. I hope Oz would be here. He would't say anything, but he would understand (en muista kuinka tämä tarkasti menee mutta ajatus on tärkein, right?)
- Xander (Cordelialle): Wear something trashy...er
- Spike: I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.
- Buffy: Wrong sister. I'm the one that dates dead guys. And no offense but, they were hotties.
- Buffy: Live. For me.
- Spike: Uh, you're not clear on the concept, pal. There is no 'instead'. Just first and second.
- Cordelia: I can't even believe you. You dragged me out of bed for a ride? What am I, mass transportation?
Xander: "That's what a lot of the guys say, but it's just locker room talk. I wouldn't pay it any mind.
X-Files:
- Mulder: In these past five years, how many times I've been wrong?
- Tupakkamies: They were good plans, right plans.
- Scully: "But... he was dead."
Mulder: I noticed that.
Scully: With a stake through his heart.
Mulder: I noticed that, too.
- Tupakkamies: All there years I protected you to see you suffer. Now you can die.
- Well Manicured Man: By whom? Your ridiculously ineffective assasins? This is not a profession for mens who makes mistakes.
- Mulder: Well, that's WHY I'm in the basement, Scully.
- Mulder: There is no one here, but FBI's most unwanted man.
- Scully: Lots of files. Lots and lots of files.
No kun täälä kerran on tv-sarjarepliikkejäkin pistelty niin laitetaan nyt niitä ensin ja elokuvia joskus myöhemmin:
Buffysta:
- Xander: Daddy Likes! (vaatii ehdottomasti kohtauksen näkemisen)
- Xander: I need some manly friends. You don't understand me. I hope Oz would be here. He would't say anything, but he would understand (en muista kuinka tämä tarkasti menee mutta ajatus on tärkein, right?)
- Xander (Cordelialle): Wear something trashy...er
- Spike: I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.
- Buffy: Wrong sister. I'm the one that dates dead guys. And no offense but, they were hotties.
- Buffy: Live. For me.
- Spike: Uh, you're not clear on the concept, pal. There is no 'instead'. Just first and second.
- Cordelia: I can't even believe you. You dragged me out of bed for a ride? What am I, mass transportation?
Xander: "That's what a lot of the guys say, but it's just locker room talk. I wouldn't pay it any mind.
X-Files:
- Mulder: In these past five years, how many times I've been wrong?
- Tupakkamies: They were good plans, right plans.
- Scully: "But... he was dead."
Mulder: I noticed that.
Scully: With a stake through his heart.
Mulder: I noticed that, too.
- Tupakkamies: All there years I protected you to see you suffer. Now you can die.
- Well Manicured Man: By whom? Your ridiculously ineffective assasins? This is not a profession for mens who makes mistakes.
- Mulder: Well, that's WHY I'm in the basement, Scully.
- Mulder: There is no one here, but FBI's most unwanted man.
- Scully: Lots of files. Lots and lots of files.
Jari Tomppo
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Vastaus: Elokuvien suosikkirepliikit
Noin monta vastausta, eikä vielä yhtään The Blues Brothers -sitaattia. No tässä tulee:
- Ya see, me and the Lord have an understanding.
- Oh no.
- What the fuck was that?
- The motor. We've thrown a rod.
- Is that serious?
- Yup.
- It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
- Hit it.
Ja niin edelleen, loputtomiin...
Noin monta vastausta, eikä vielä yhtään The Blues Brothers -sitaattia. No tässä tulee:
- Ya see, me and the Lord have an understanding.
- Oh no.
- What the fuck was that?
- The motor. We've thrown a rod.
- Is that serious?
- Yup.
- It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
- Hit it.
Ja niin edelleen, loputtomiin...
Hayabusa 1300R
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Vastaus: Elokuvien suosikkirepliikit
Ehdoton mielestäni on Die Hard elokuvista tuttu
"Jippijaijee motherf*cker"
Ehdoton mielestäni on Die Hard elokuvista tuttu
"Jippijaijee motherf*cker"
Vastaus: Elokuvien suosikkirepliikit
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
Hurja Guru
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Vastaus: Elokuvien suosikkirepliikit
"I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?"
-Dirty Harry
"Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian t'Leyte, we'd just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half hour. Tiger. Thirteen footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the squares in the old calendars like the Battle o' Waterloo and the idea was the shark come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and sometimes that shark he go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those sharks come in and... they rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. Thursday mornin', Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boson's mate. I thought he was asleep, Reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water, he was like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon the fifth day a Lockheed Ventura swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big ol' fat PBY come down and start to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened? Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. Three hundred and sixteen men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the twenty-ninth, nineteen-forty five. Anyway, we delivered the bomb."
-Tappajahai
Striker: "Surely you can't be serious!?"
Rumack: "I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley"
-Airplane!
"Are you a Mexican or a Mexican't?"
-Once Upon A Time in Mexico
"I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?"
-Dirty Harry
"Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian t'Leyte, we'd just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half hour. Tiger. Thirteen footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the squares in the old calendars like the Battle o' Waterloo and the idea was the shark come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and sometimes that shark he go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those sharks come in and... they rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. Thursday mornin', Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boson's mate. I thought he was asleep, Reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water, he was like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon the fifth day a Lockheed Ventura swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big ol' fat PBY come down and start to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened? Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. Three hundred and sixteen men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the twenty-ninth, nineteen-forty five. Anyway, we delivered the bomb."
-Tappajahai
Striker: "Surely you can't be serious!?"
Rumack: "I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley"
-Airplane!
"Are you a Mexican or a Mexican't?"
-Once Upon A Time in Mexico
Juuho Harwood
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Vastaus: Elokuvien suosikkirepliikit
"haluaisitko kuoria tomaatin?" tyttö ehdottaa pojalle.
Hämärä muistikuva että tyttöä näyttelee Liza Minelli.
Ei nyt aivan suosikein,mutta jäänyt vaivaamaan mistä elokuvasta repliikki on.
"haluaisitko kuoria tomaatin?" tyttö ehdottaa pojalle.
Hämärä muistikuva että tyttöä näyttelee Liza Minelli.
Ei nyt aivan suosikein,mutta jäänyt vaivaamaan mistä elokuvasta repliikki on.
Sami Turunen
FilmiFIN Moderaattori
Vastaus: Elokuvien suosikkirepliikit
Sanatarkasti en muista, mutta Helmiä ja sikoja -leffassa Leppilampi tokaisee yhdessä baarikohtauksessa, että "jos tohon sun mulkkus ympärille laittais pienen sipulirenkaan niin fetasalaatti olisi valmis".
Sanatarkasti en muista, mutta Helmiä ja sikoja -leffassa Leppilampi tokaisee yhdessä baarikohtauksessa, että "jos tohon sun mulkkus ympärille laittais pienen sipulirenkaan niin fetasalaatti olisi valmis".
Viimeksi muokannut moderaattori:
Juuho Harwood
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Vastaus: Elokuvien suosikkirepliikit
96% varmuudella Liza Minnelli ennen cabaretia.
Tämä scene tapahtuu sisä uima-altaalla.Huinivatten ensin siinä toisiaan oikein kunnolla.Tuumasimme siskon kanssa jo silloin aikoinaan 70-luvulla.Holy shit,this movie is weird.And we love it.
Sterile cuckoo?
Blade Runnerista löytyy kans..
Juuho Harwood sanoi:
96% varmuudella Liza Minnelli ennen cabaretia.
Tämä scene tapahtuu sisä uima-altaalla.Huinivatten ensin siinä toisiaan oikein kunnolla.Tuumasimme siskon kanssa jo silloin aikoinaan 70-luvulla.Holy shit,this movie is weird.And we love it.
Sterile cuckoo?
Blade Runnerista löytyy kans..