Esa Mäkijärvi
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In a move that's sure to please FIFA 2002 owners everywhere (all three of you), EA has announced 2002 FIFA World Cup, set to be released in April. Note that this is five months after the release of FIFA 2002. 2002 FIFA World Cup will notably feature a World Cup mode that was conspicuously absent in its predecessor, as well as small improvements that only English soccer fans could see but they're too busy rioting and drinking to notice. An EA Sports spokesman had no doubts that the game will attract interest: "Hastily thrown together sequels are the norm these days. I mean, did you see how many gullible suckers went to see Scary Movie 2? The market is rife with opportunities of making a quick buck, and its hard enough to pay our prostitutes weekly." Stay tuned for more information, when we reveal the official World Cup mascot (hint: it's not that little smiling toy monkey with the clashing cymbals and little Chinese hat that claps when you wind it up, cause those damn World Cup officials rejected my mascot idea).
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Vakavasti puhuen, EA tekee sen taas..
- Esa
In a move that's sure to please FIFA 2002 owners everywhere (all three of you), EA has announced 2002 FIFA World Cup, set to be released in April. Note that this is five months after the release of FIFA 2002. 2002 FIFA World Cup will notably feature a World Cup mode that was conspicuously absent in its predecessor, as well as small improvements that only English soccer fans could see but they're too busy rioting and drinking to notice. An EA Sports spokesman had no doubts that the game will attract interest: "Hastily thrown together sequels are the norm these days. I mean, did you see how many gullible suckers went to see Scary Movie 2? The market is rife with opportunities of making a quick buck, and its hard enough to pay our prostitutes weekly." Stay tuned for more information, when we reveal the official World Cup mascot (hint: it's not that little smiling toy monkey with the clashing cymbals and little Chinese hat that claps when you wind it up, cause those damn World Cup officials rejected my mascot idea).
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Vakavasti puhuen, EA tekee sen taas..
- Esa
.... Shabankin innoissaan...